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Dear Alcohol
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar....
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A Helping Hand
You never know who you're helping....
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Alluring Woman
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar....
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Hangovers
May seem familiar....
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A Woman's personality based on what she drinks.
Based on the responses of 7 barmen....
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A Man's personality based on what she drinks.
More based on the responses of 7 barmen....
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Drinking Vampires
Ofcourse, they're in a bar....
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Cuts
Plastered?!?!
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Five Stages of Drunkeness
What stage are you?
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Five Stages of Sobering Up
Pretty self-explanatory really.
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The Frog and Hamster Show
Gather 'round, gather 'round, there's a brand new show in town.
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The Golden Toilet
The mystery of the golden toilet revealed.
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Stiff Neck
Some people have some neck Click here for a laugh.

Liver & Cheese
A Dogs chat-up line.
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Deaf Drunk
What's to nag about?
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Drinking Mates
Two men in a bar.....
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The Penguin
A Penguin walks into a bar.....
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St.Patrick
Wanna offend an Irishman?....
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Poor Couple
No money for two.....
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Flies in Pints
Barman, there's a fly in my pint....
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Raisins
A fruity joke.
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Three Pigs
Three little piggies go into a bar.....
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'Female' Beer
Not politically correct!
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Down & Drunk
If you can't walk - crawl?
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Guy Walks Into A Bar...
A few jokes about walking into bars.
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Polar Bear
A polar bear goes into a pub..
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Technology
Would you believe it?
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Drinking Mice
Who's the toughest mouse on the block?
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Bar Challenge
Would you be up for it?
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The Pirate
Har, har, har, har
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The Voices
Who's saying that
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Drunk Judge
A small white lie?
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Behind The Fence
What's going on over there?
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Good Dog
Not related but good none the less. Submitted by Persona.
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Smartie & Polo
Sweet bullying....
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Managers Message
Can I leave a message for the manager?
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Mistaken
You'd better be sure it's the right person....
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Head
The tale of a head having his first drink.
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Drunken Irishman
Always remember to ask.
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Empire State Bar
Never trust a man in a bar.
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Oh Brother, Oh Bother
Sometimes, you just need a drink, don't you?.
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One for the Brothers
We made a promise to always drink together.
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Drinking Nuns?
Just to help them sleep, as if!
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Dublin Pubs...
...and watch out for the chancers!
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Tarmac
One for the road?
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Good Samaritan
Is it wise to help at this hour of the night?
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Forgetful Barman
Don't think you'll find one of these in Dublin... but you never know you may get lucky.
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Alligator
He won't bite, will he?.
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