An Alsation, a Bulldog and a Chihuahua are sitting in a pub having
a few pints when a gorgeous collie walks in.
They all become very interested in her and all three attempt to
chat her up. After a while, the collie says that she will pick the
one who can use Liver and Cheese best in a sentence.
The Alsation goes first and says,
"I love liver and cheese"
"Not good enough", says the collie, "next"
The Bulldog stands and says,
"I hate liver and cheese"
"Not creative enough" says the collies, "next"
Thi Chihuahua gets up and says,
"Liver alone, cheese mine!""
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