A piece of black tarmac walks into a pub.
He goes to the bar and says
"Give us a pint for free or i'll kill ya cos i'm the toughest piece of tarmac in Dublin."
So the barman gets scared and gives him a pint and the tarmac sits down.
The door opens and in walks a couple of red pieces
of tarmac. The black tarmac jumps under his table
and hides. He's shaking with worry.
The barman sees him and says to him
"Thought you were the toughest piece of tarmac in Dublin."
"I am" says the tarmac "but those red pieces they're cycle paths"
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