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Drunk Judge

Having had a really bad day in the courts, a judge decided to pop into the pub on his way home for couple of drinks to help him relax. The first couple of pints went down really well so he decides to have a few more until he was drink.

Upon leaving the pub and hitting the fresh air, the judge feels decidedly dodgy and throws up all down himself! Worried about how he would explain to his wife, the judge decided to tell her a little white lie.

"This tramp just came out of nowhere and vomited all over me!" he said when he returned home.

"Never mind," she said and proceeded to undress him and deal with the vomit.

The next day at work he was thinking about the evening before and decided to elaborate on the story upon arriving home.

"Darling, you remember that dirty tramp who vomited on me last night? Well, he was in court today charged with shop lifting so I sent him down for 6 months!"

"That was unfortunate. You ought to have sent him down for at least a year. Not only did he puke on you, but he peed in your trousers as well."

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