Having had a really bad day in the courts, a judge decided to
pop into the pub on his way home for couple of drinks to help him
relax. The first couple of pints went down really well so he decides
to have a few more until he was drink.
Upon leaving the pub and hitting the fresh air, the judge feels
decidedly dodgy and throws up all down himself! Worried about how he
would explain to his wife, the judge decided to tell her a little white lie.
"This tramp just came out of nowhere and vomited all over me!" he said
when he returned home.
"Never mind," she said and proceeded to undress him and deal with the vomit.
The next day at work he was thinking about the evening before and
decided to elaborate on the story upon arriving home.
"Darling, you remember that dirty tramp who vomited on me last night?
Well, he was in court today charged with shop lifting so I sent him
down for 6 months!"
"That was unfortunate. You ought to have sent him down for at least a
year. Not only did he puke on you, but he peed in your trousers as well."
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