Do you have trouble getting up after a night out
and need a good excuse to take the day off?
Are you always late for meeting people, dates?
If yes, check out our list of excuses below,
guaranteed to get you off the hook.
For the ladies: If you can't handle making the phone call, go into work as usual but wear LOADS of makeup. Go to the bathroom circa 11.00am and wash it all off. Then go into the boss and say you are ill and have to go home. The dramatic change in your appearence will convince him/her that you REALLY are ill and you can scoot off home to enjoy Des and Mel :).
Submitted by Nicole, Marino
The dog ate my bus ticket / swallowed my car keys.
Submitted by Paddy Martin
Why are you late? Because it makes the day shorter.
I'm punctually challenged.
I'm not late, you're early.
I won't be in today, the dog has a hangover.
I won't be in today, I can't speak.
Two words. Dublin traffic.
Stout has made me a walking time bomb.
I prefer to remain an enigma.
My wife and I are going to have a baby, and I want to be
there for the conception.
Some one had to finish the keg.
I'm not hungover, it's just that time of the month again.
I won't be in today, I'm lost.
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