You will need:
Fork or knife will work and a coffee creamer in the round container .
When your at a pub/restaraunt with some friends and your felling kind of down.
Very slyly grab one of those coffee creamer containers and hide it in your hand.
Now with the other hand, pick up a knife or fork.
Start talking to yourself, saying "I hate my life, I just don't feel like I can take it anymore." Until everyone at the table starts to look at you weird.
Then take the hand with the creamer and hold it up to your eye with the paper side down, and take the knife and act like you're shoving it into your eye. A bunch of white creamer will come squirting out on everybody. If you want to make it more dramatic scream and fall on the floor, and start have convulsions.
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