| Hollywood Lessons | ||
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1. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit
a strip club at least once.
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| 2. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. | ||
| 3. All supermarket shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. | ||
| 4. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. | ||
| 5. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. | ||
| 6. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. | ||
| 7. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do. (It used to be an English accent for the German.) | ||
| 8. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. | ||
| 9. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. | ||
| 10. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will eventually be thrown through it. | ||