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Drink Comebacks Dedicated to people who tell you, you've had enough and seriously un-PC. Drink responsibly, mind. |
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1. He was a wiseman who invented beer. - Plato |
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| 2. [I know] I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it - Rodney Dangerfield | ||
| 3. I'm not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward | ||
| 4. Actually it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the 13th or 14th - George Burns | ||
| 5. An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you. - Dylan Thomas | ||
| 6. I saw a notice that said 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started - Brendan Behan (after being asked why he was visting Canada) | ||
| 7. I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jnr. | ||
| 8. A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - W.C. Fields | ||
| 9. And you, madam are ugly. But I will be sober in the morning. - Winston Churchill to Bessie Braddock MP, who said he was drunk. | ||
| 10. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson. | ||