| Why Beer is Better Than Religion | ||
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1. If you have a beer, you don't go around door to door trying to give it to someone else. |
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| 2. You can prove that you have a beer. | ||
| 3. If you have a beer, you don't go around door to door trying to give it to someone else. | ||
| 4. Nobody has ever been hanged, tortured, or burned at the stake over his particular brand of beer. | ||
| 5. If you have a beer, you don't have to wait over 2000 years for another one. | ||
| 6. There are many laws that make them print the truth on beer labels. | ||
| 7. No one will kill you for not drinking beer. | ||
| 8. Beer does not tell you when or how to have sex. | ||
| 9. There have been virtually no major wars fought over beer. | ||
| 10. If you have devoted your entire life to beer, there are groups you can join to help you stop! | ||