| Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work | ||
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1. It's an incentive to show up. |
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| 2. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. | ||
| 3. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. | ||
| 4. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.. | ||
| 5. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. | ||
| 6. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. | ||
| 7. It reduces stress. | ||
| 8. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. | ||
| 9. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. | ||
| 10. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. | ||