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A is for..... Alcohol, obviously. Alco-pops, not for kids for adults who think they're kids. Ale, the alternative. B is for..... Beer, the drink of choice when on the tear. Bevvy, fancy a pint? Booze, beer on the cheap. Brewery, where the beer is made. Bars, places to drink. Brandy, a little tipple. Bitter, pint of. C is for..... Cab, which you're going to need to get home Chemically Inconvenienced, trying saying that drunk Curaco, blue. Enough said. Cider, full of apples and goodness. D is for..... Drunk, which you will be of you have too many. Drinks, getting a few in. E is for..... Early House, for the hair of the dog. F is for..... Fast Food, which you'll be craving at the end of the night. G is for..... Gargling, if you're intent on knocking pints back Gin, makes you sin. Enough said. H is for..... Hangover, which you'll probably have come the morning. I is for..... Inebriated, the posh way to be drunk. J is for..... Jokes, so you can raise a good laugh. K is for..... Kissing, should you meet the right person. L is for..... Lie-In, which is what you'll need if Hungover. Legless, no more for you. Lager, the boys drink of choice. M is for..... Money, which you need to buy drinks. N is for..... Nightclubs, cos the night ain't over yet. Night on the tiles, a heavy night out. O is for..... Orders, to get a few drinks in. P is for..... Pubs, where many a good session has been had. Paralytic, you've had way too many tonight. Pernod, some like it, some hate it. Poit�n, distinctly Irish! Q is for..... Queues, at the bar / the entrance / taxi rank / toilets. R is for..... Restaurant, if you're out on a date. Rocks, as in 'whiskey on the rocks'. Rum, the sailors drink of choice. S is for..... Sambuca, burn baby burn! Sensation, as the first sup hits the spot. Smirting, going outside for a smoke and a bit of flirting. Sober, as you are at the start. Splash, a mixer from a tap Stout, yer only man. T is for..... Twisted, whe you're completely drunk. Tired and emotional, after being up all night. Tanked-up, your bellys full of beer. Tequila, for that mad night. U is for..... Uncertain, as in how many pints have you had. V is for..... Vibrant, if you atmosphere is electric. Vodka, brilliant in all concoctions. W is for..... Waiting, to be served. Wrecked, do I have to get up? Wine, a classy one or cheap plonk. Whiskey, Irish and Scotch or on the rocks. X is for..... X-rated, some dirty jokes told. Y is for..... Yarn, an entertaining old story. Z is for..... Zzzzzzz, cos you've fallen asleep on the bus. Please feel free to send in more to [email protected] so we can make this the defintive A - Z of drinking. |
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